breakfastburritoe:

dropping out of school to become part of a chicken nugget cult

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souljannoying:

one time i got a fish and my dad made me name it james pond

(Source: pemsylvania, via asian)

castiels-feathery-butt:

when he cums inside u

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kitkatinc:

spelling bee administrator: you word is delicious
me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the
spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie

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